Wondering what Jim Carrey's been up to? Well...there's this....

mindyabinessmindyabiness Posts: 3,586 Captain
edited February 7 in Off Topic #1

Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon... No matter how good you are, the bird is going to crap on the board and strut around like it won anyway. nj

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  • Tarpon65Tarpon65 Posts: 6,154 Admiral

    He still believes he is Andy Kaufman.

    Always Do Sober What You Said You'd Do Drunk. That Will Teach You To Keep Your Mouth Shut. - Ernest Hemingway
  • Turner River TerrorTurner River Terror Posts: 5,077 Admiral

    I wish I could profit from the Russians....

    Killin and Grillin :grin
  • dave44dave44 Posts: 6,776 Admiral

    Poor Jim, he used to be so slapstick. Now he’s just a tool.
    It’s sad really.

  • mustang190mustang190 Posts: 9,219 Admiral

    Why does he care? He’s a Canadian.

    2013 Pathfinder 22 TE , 150 Yamaha,
  • dragon baitdragon bait Posts: 5,552 Admiral
    edited February 7 #6

    @Turner River Terror said:
    I wish I could profit from the Russians....

    Do you remember how to launder money?
    Or have some D.C. connections

  • conchydongconchydong Pompano BeachPosts: 3,441 Captain

    Not all Russians are bad,

    “Everyone behaves badly--given the chance.”
    ― Ernest Hemingway

  • hatcityhatcity Posts: 2,888 Captain

    @dave44 said:
    Poor Jim, he used to be so slapstick. Now he’s just a tool.
    It’s sad really.

    he always was a tool...could not stand his "shtick"

    I was not born stupid, just had lots of practice
  • dave44dave44 Posts: 6,776 Admiral
    edited February 7 #9

    @dragon bait said:

    @Turner River Terror said:
    I wish I could profit from the Russians....

    Do you remember how to launder money?
    Or have some D.C. connections

    I know! All you need is a “ reset button” and access to okaying the sale of radioactive materials!
    I don’t have those things, but if I did I bet they would pay me a Bunch of cash to pretend to make a speech!

  • mindyabinessmindyabiness Posts: 3,586 Captain

    @dragon bait said:

    @Turner River Terror said:
    I wish I could profit from the Russians....

    Do you remember how to launder money?
    Or have some D.C. connections

    He'll be right back.....he's putting his cash in the washer.

    Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon... No matter how good you are, the bird is going to crap on the board and strut around like it won anyway. nj
  • SAENoleSAENole Posts: 9,873 Admiral

    Nothing to do with JC, I just wanted to post this picture.

    I may be entitled to compensation.
  • Soda PopinskiSoda Popinski GrovelandPosts: 7,971 Admiral

    He married Jenny McCarthy. Who used to be hot, but she doesn't believe in vaccines and thinks they cause autism.

    People use statistics the way a drunk uses a street light, for support rather than illumination.
  • mplspugmplspug Lake Mary, FloridaPosts: 6,032 Admiral

    Captain Todd Approves

  • mplspugmplspug Lake Mary, FloridaPosts: 6,032 Admiral

    I can be existential too.

    Captain Todd Approves

  • GA FinGA Fin Posts: 8,462 Admiral
    edited February 7 #15

    @Soda Popinski said:
    He married Jenny McCarthy. Who used to be hot, but she doesn't believe in vaccines and thinks they cause autism.

    He didn't marry the ****. He was just knocking the bottom out of it.

    edit: The censored word rhymes with "hank".

    Straight white male living a life of privilege and proud of it.


    "The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth and see those dear to them bathed in tears, to ride their horses and clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters."
  • Soda PopinskiSoda Popinski GrovelandPosts: 7,971 Admiral

    @GA Fin said:

    @Soda Popinski said:
    He married Jenny McCarthy. Who used to be hot, but she doesn't believe in vaccines and thinks they cause autism.

    He didn't marry the ****. He was just knocking the bottom out of it.

    edit: The censored word rhymes with "hank".

    either way she's loopy.

    People use statistics the way a drunk uses a street light, for support rather than illumination.
  • treemanjohntreemanjohn Posts: 2,686 Captain

    @GA Fin said:

    @Soda Popinski said:
    He married Jenny McCarthy. Who used to be hot, but she doesn't believe in vaccines and thinks they cause autism.

    He didn't marry the ****. He was just knocking the bottom out of it.

    edit: The censored word rhymes with "hank".

    Frank?

    We’re like the piggy bank that everybody is robbing, and that ends President Trump
  • mplspugmplspug Lake Mary, FloridaPosts: 6,032 Admiral

    @Soda Popinski said:
    He married Jenny McCarthy. Who used to be hot, but she doesn't believe in vaccines and thinks they cause autism.

    I don't believe in the flu shot, so now we can't go have a beer and fish?

    Captain Todd Approves

  • Soda PopinskiSoda Popinski GrovelandPosts: 7,971 Admiral

    @mplspug said:

    @Soda Popinski said:
    He married Jenny McCarthy. Who used to be hot, but she doesn't believe in vaccines and thinks they cause autism.

    I don't believe in the flu shot, so now we can't go have a beer and fish?

    I have never gotten and will never get a flu shot. I don't believe in that either. It makes you sick. Vaccines are a far cry from flu shots. Polio was eradicated due to vaccines.

    The only way we can't have a beer is if you drink bud light lime.

    People use statistics the way a drunk uses a street light, for support rather than illumination.
  • mplspugmplspug Lake Mary, FloridaPosts: 6,032 Admiral

    They say a flu shot can't give you the flu. This is true because the virus they shoot in you are innocuous and dead. What they don't tell you is you don't feel sick from the flu virus. You feel sick from the different things your body does to fight a virus or infection. Your body is still producing antigens and in some cases giving you chills, fever, etc as it "fights" the dead virus. If your immune system has not been compromised before the shot you may not notice or barely have any symptoms.

    The reason they don't tell you that you could get "sick" or get flu symptoms is of course because they don't want to discourage people from getting it.

    I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.

    Captain Todd Approves

  • mplspugmplspug Lake Mary, FloridaPosts: 6,032 Admiral

    Captain Todd Approves

  • mplspugmplspug Lake Mary, FloridaPosts: 6,032 Admiral

    Lol, looks like they finally approved my posts!

    Captain Todd Approves

  • dave44dave44 Posts: 6,776 Admiral

    @mplspug said:
    Lol, looks like they finally approved my posts!

    I Thought you might be on a bender and you were up all night double posting.

  • mindyabinessmindyabiness Posts: 3,586 Captain

    Uh oh......
    I have a s-load in the que. I don't even remember what threads they're in.

    Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon... No matter how good you are, the bird is going to crap on the board and strut around like it won anyway. nj
  • mindyabinessmindyabiness Posts: 3,586 Captain

    Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon... No matter how good you are, the bird is going to crap on the board and strut around like it won anyway. nj

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