Pleasing your neighbors wife

PopeyePopeye Posts: 14,296 Officer
My neighbors out of town at work. His wife however, keeps coming over to borrow stuff. Like asprin, toilet paper, hairgel, and lots of sugar. Mrs. P is wondering where all her stuff is going!:)
When I was younger, I could remember anything...

whether it had happened or not.

Mark Twain

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  • CoxsterCoxster Posts: 3,086 Officer
    My guess is she has her stuff with her. Not sure about all that she has borrowed. Offer to go over and light her stove.
  • Old ForumOld Forum Posts: 214 Deckhand
    Sounds like her stuff is going down the drain - you're not going to get any.
  • PullinlipPullinlip Posts: 576 Officer
    Pics of neighbors wife.

    While your at it, pics of Mrs. P too.
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  • got ants?got ants? Posts: 9,140 Officer
    Old Forum wrote: »
    Sounds like her stuff is going down the drain.

    Yup, pretty soon you'll have to clean yer neighbor's pipes out...
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  • PopeyePopeye Posts: 14,296 Officer
    It all happens late at night, kind of like swamp ape.
    When I was younger, I could remember anything...

    whether it had happened or not.

    Mark Twain
  • Ramblin' ReckRamblin' Reck Posts: 2,701 Officer
    Is she drankin'???

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  • PopeyePopeye Posts: 14,296 Officer
    I am, if that helps any.
    When I was younger, I could remember anything...

    whether it had happened or not.

    Mark Twain
  • Ramblin' ReckRamblin' Reck Posts: 2,701 Officer
    Stick it!!!

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  • flatsjunkie88flatsjunkie88 Posts: 1,364 Officer
    Isn't your sister your neighbor?
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  • PopeyePopeye Posts: 14,296 Officer
    Isn't your sister your neighbor?

    SIL on one side. But now, she "the neighbor gal" just called. Wants to know if a light bulb shoud be bright.
    When I was younger, I could remember anything...

    whether it had happened or not.

    Mark Twain
  • DeadweightDeadweight Posts: 681 Officer
    Popeye wrote: »
    SIL on one side. But now, she "the neighbor gal" just called. Wants to know if a light bulb shoud be bright.

    Maybe the bulb is bright, but she isn't??
  • BucYouUp68BucYouUp68 Posts: 1,184 Officer
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    I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

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  • OffTheHookOffTheHook Posts: 559 Officer
    Isn't there some rule, as long as thy neighbor is out of thy zip code, it doesn't count... right??? :grin
  • PONCEPONCE Posts: 5,943 Officer
    Pop you dirty dog, we need some pics sailor love0007.gif
  • BnTBnT Posts: 6,644 Admiral
    Popeye wrote: »
    I am, if that helps any.

    that is a given :rotflmao :drink
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  • PopeyePopeye Posts: 14,296 Officer
    What? Anyway she just asked if I have any dry ice? What the hell?
    When I was younger, I could remember anything...

    whether it had happened or not.

    Mark Twain
  • BigDanSBigDanS Posts: 832 Officer
    maybe she's makin a batch of meth...

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  • nuclearfishnnuclearfishn Posts: 8,350 Admiral
    :ttiwwop
  • Bruce LBBruce LB Posts: 3,603 Officer
    Am I having dejavu or has this happened before?
  • jimmy77jimmy77 Posts: 1,687 Officer
    Stick it!!!

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  • Cane PoleCane Pole Stuart, FLAPosts: 9,563 Admiral
    OffTheHook wrote: »
    Isn't there some rule, as long as thy neighbor is out of thy zip code, it doesn't count... right??? :grin

    I think it's area code.
  • Ramblin' ReckRamblin' Reck Posts: 2,701 Officer
    Cane Pole wrote: »
    I think it's area code.

    I think it is either. Whichever one serves the moment.

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  • PopeyePopeye Posts: 14,296 Officer
    Bruce LB wrote: »
    Am I having dejavu or has this happened before?

    The last thread was when they had a monkey. It broke out and its gone. Its always something with them.
    When I was younger, I could remember anything...

    whether it had happened or not.

    Mark Twain
  • sharkatak1089sharkatak1089 Posts: 6,407 Officer
    got ants? wrote: »
    Yup, pretty soon you'll have to clean yer neighbor's WIFE'S pipes out...

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  • PopeyePopeye Posts: 14,296 Officer
    Mrs.P would kill me, again.
    When I was younger, I could remember anything...

    whether it had happened or not.

    Mark Twain
  • JesseJamesJesseJames Posts: 2,408 Officer
    Give the Missus a bottle of Cuervo, a really big bottle of Cuervo. Send her next door with said bottle to keep your neighbor's wife company. Give them a 90 minute hard start on the bottle and roll on over. Good luck, take pics, but none with you in 'em.
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