ever garden gnomed?

IS IT SLOTIS IT SLOT Posts: 184 Deckhand

my older sister swipped our neighbors GG for our family vacation to Canada. (drove) no a/c . . ..
To pictures with it during our travels.. .
got the film developed and then she placed it back with an envelope with pics. . .
years later
everytime i mowed that lawn I`d always nod as if he was my buddy.
never told Mr. and Mrs.Thompson

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  • GardawgGardawg Posts: 6,758 Admiral

    our neighbor's white dog went home one day with a new color

    “Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

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  • Soda PopinskiSoda Popinski Posts: 6,743 Admiral

    I thought garden gnoming was when you were sneaking out of the neighbor ladies window and someone was walking by and you freeze and hope they do not notice you.

    People use statistics the way a drunk uses a street light, for support rather than illumination.
  • Bottom LinesBottom Lines Posts: 1,101 Officer

    I thought this was a Harry Potter thread...

  • PolarPolar Lake WorthPosts: 22,261 AG

    I thought it was when you had to poop real bad

  • Soda PopinskiSoda Popinski Posts: 6,743 Admiral

    @Polar said:
    I thought it was when you had to poop real bad

    That's prairie dogging

    People use statistics the way a drunk uses a street light, for support rather than illumination.
  • MGTeacherMGTeacher South GaPosts: 1,351 Officer

    @Soda Popinski said:

    @Polar said:
    I thought it was when you had to poop real bad

    That's prairie dogging

    Or turtling.

    My Favorite Smile Is Vertical
  • Soda PopinskiSoda Popinski Posts: 6,743 Admiral

    @MGTeacher said:

    @Soda Popinski said:

    @Polar said:
    I thought it was when you had to poop real bad

    That's prairie dogging

    Or turtling.

    I've gotten home (barely) and had the wife coming at me arms out for a hug and had to give her the heisman trophy stiff arm "hold on hon....I gotta ****!!!"

    People use statistics the way a drunk uses a street light, for support rather than illumination.
  • cadmancadman Gainesville, FlPosts: 23,050 AG

    My ex-wife was into those things. Thought they were a waste of money. she even had some silly theory it had to face a certain direction.

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  • SloughSlough S.w. Ga./ St. JamesPosts: 3,144 Captain

    @Gardawg said:
    our neighbor's white dog went home one day with a new color

    Need to hear the story behind it.

  • mplspugmplspug Lake Mary, FloridaPosts: 5,269 Admiral

    @cadman said:
    My ex-wife was into those things. Thought they were a waste of money. she even had some silly theory it had to face a certain direction.

    Had you only known that before proposing to her.

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  • cadmancadman Gainesville, FlPosts: 23,050 AG

    @mplspug said:

    @cadman said:
    My ex-wife was into those things. Thought they were a waste of money. she even had some silly theory it had to face a certain direction.

    Had you only known that before proposing to her.

    A few things I wished I had known before I married her, but hindsight is always 20/20

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  • doghouse1122doghouse1122 Posts: 93 Greenhorn

    Threads like this is why I hang around.

  • doghouse1122doghouse1122 Posts: 93 Greenhorn

    ****? Can I have my avatar back please.

  • doghouse1122doghouse1122 Posts: 93 Greenhorn

    What happened to my ****?

  • doghouse1122doghouse1122 Posts: 93 Greenhorn

    Seriously?

  • ResinheadResinhead Posts: 7,914 Admiral

    Welcome Greenhorn.

  • stc1993stc1993 Albany, GA Carrabelle, FLPosts: 4,208 Captain

    @cadman said:

    @mplspug said:

    @cadman said:
    My ex-wife was into those things. Thought they were a waste of money. she even had some silly theory it had to face a certain direction.

    Had you only known that before proposing to her.

    A few things I wished I had known before I married her, but hindsight is always 20/20

    I found 3 kitchen garbage bags of my socks mismatched. probably around 100lbs of socks. I asked my wife about it, after 33 yrs. she told me she hates to match socks. Talk about crazy women.

  • Triple Threat 33TTriple Threat 33T Posts: 18,638 Admin

    How many of you would still have married your spouse if you knew then what you know now?

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  • ResinheadResinhead Posts: 7,914 Admiral

    Me. 23 years next week.

  • MGTeacherMGTeacher South GaPosts: 1,351 Officer

    Me too. 25 years last December.

    My Favorite Smile Is Vertical
  • PolarPolar Lake WorthPosts: 22,261 AG

    I think you should ask my wife this same question ,Rich.

  • dragon baitdragon bait Posts: 5,239 Admiral

    I would

  • Soda PopinskiSoda Popinski Posts: 6,743 Admiral

    19 years June. 11/10 would marry again

    People use statistics the way a drunk uses a street light, for support rather than illumination.
  • SloughSlough S.w. Ga./ St. JamesPosts: 3,144 Captain

    25 this September, yep would do it again.

  • dave44dave44 Posts: 6,229 Admiral

    Definately.

    I was scared of what this thread was going to be about. This is definitely not where I thought it was going.

  • Soda PopinskiSoda Popinski Posts: 6,743 Admiral

    @dave44 said:
    Definately.

    I was scared of what this thread was going to be about. This is definitely not where I thought it was going.

    they deleted all the funny stuff

    People use statistics the way a drunk uses a street light, for support rather than illumination.
  • surfmansurfman WC FLPosts: 3,499 Captain

    They always seem to meander off in a different direction, don't they.

    Tight Lines, Steve
    My posts are my opinion only.
  • mplspugmplspug Lake Mary, FloridaPosts: 5,269 Admiral

    It's called Topic Creep.

    Captain Todd Approves

  • MelbourneMarkMelbourneMark Posts: 1,234 Officer

    @mplspug said:
    It's called Topic Creep.

    Or, "off topic"?

  • Soda PopinskiSoda Popinski Posts: 6,743 Admiral

    If the topic is garden gnomes, people should expect a little leeway. Things are going to go sideways pretty fast.

    People use statistics the way a drunk uses a street light, for support rather than illumination.
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